Let me tell you a secret: I am a bad speller. I have a fabulous memory for faces, images, locations of things, and numbers, but my inane attempts at spelling out loud or transcribing spelled letters border on laughable. In fact, that parental trick of spelling out words that you don’t want a child to comprehend (D-E-N-T-I-S-T) works embarrassingly well on me.
It is a funny thing to run a vocabulary website and be a bad speller, but it has given me valuable insight. Someone who is naturally a good speller is less likely to analyze what it takes to spell well. Unless, of course, you are preparing a child for or participating in the increasingly competitive and media-frenzied Scripps National Spelling Bee.
After winning in the 13th round yesterday, Evan O’Dorney issued forth this hilarious quote: “My favorite things to do were math and music, and with the math I really like the way the numbers fit together. And with the music I like to let out ideas by composing notes — and the spelling is just a bunch of memorization.”
At the national level, undoubtedly, the memorization required is astounding. But as Spellbound (2002 documentary about the quest to win the national spelling bee) showed, the memorization is multifaceted. The kids learn roots from myriad source languages, eponyms and the associated history or story, specialized vocabularies, et-cetera (or rather ad nauseam).
We love watching these diligent little child geniuses attempt to spell words that we have never heard or seen on the printed page. It is certainly a celebration of their hard work and abilities, but it is also a celebration of youth and the treachery of English spelling. Most children are expected to spell poorly and we have this event every year where we can pat them on the back for every successful attempt.
As adults, it is taboo to spell badly. Dan Quale [correction: Quayle] and the “potatoe” incident come to mind. We consider spelling mistakes a sign of feeblemindedness.
We here at Vocab Vitamins would like to take this crunchy-granola opportunity congratulate the spelling bee participants, the finalists, and the winner, and remind all of us to celebrate the successes and strive to improve.
Here are some real world tips for spelling better. Sorry, these only work with words you already know. To learn more words, tune into Vocab Vitamins, read, and yes, memorize.
The Vocab Vitamins No-Pain Some Spelling Gain Plan:
1. Use google’s “did you mean” feature. You all know this trick. Use it every time you are not sure, search the spelling you think is correct, then take note of the results, don’t just copy the correct spelling.
2. Sound out words syllable by syllable. MOS-QUI-TO. You will spell more words correctly.
3. Visualize the word, especially if you are a visual learner. Trying to see the shape of the word will help you remember if it “looks right” when you have written it.
4. Remember your mistakes. Most of us have a couple of words that consistently give us trouble. Remember to fix your common mistakes either through mnemonics (i before e, except after c) or just repetition.
5. Pay attention as you make corrections. Spellcheckers are good friends of ours, but only if we take note of the corrected spelling. Face it, spellchecking mindlessly is abusing the spellchecking privilege. 